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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(via kianlawley)

Source: kimyas
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fucking-landshark:

*dan’s childhood shatters in the distance*

WAIT PIGLET IS A BOY?!

(via fairytaleofphan)

Source: itskam.co.vu
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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via joshpeck)

Source: averagefairy
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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via kianlawley)

Source: refridgerator
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  • tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-
  • me: chill
Source: hreny
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  • me at 7AM: tired
  • me at 12PM: tired
  • me at 3PM: tired
  • me at 7PM: tired
  • me at 10PM: tired
  • me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
Source: riverasobrien
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earthnation:

is being ignored a hobby

(via pikamadi)

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